This morning Caitie did the most impressive fart I have heard issue from the bottom of a small child.
She was sitting on the floor in front of the telli watching Bear in the Big Blue House (wearing no pants of course, these kids often choose to pursue the nudist lifestyle in the comfort of their own home.. actually anywhere I'll let them get away with it) when suddenly there was an explosive rumbling sound and I swear the floor vibrated.
I looked over to her and she was hunched over, peering under her bottom (I think she was checking to see if there was any follow through) and then she started giggling and she said "I did fartybums.. it scared me!!"
I probably should have reminded her to excuse herself, but I'm afraid I was too busy laughing.
If she had been wearing underpants I bet there would have been a comical hole ripped in the arse of them!